Nintendo guy 1: the next event theme should be…. gothic
Nintendo guy 2: cool but we don’t have any special animal crossing characters who are goth
Nintendo guy 1: yes we do. Lottie is goth.
Nintendo guy 2: what?
Nintendo guy 1: Lottie. Is. Goth.
waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit
Nothing in canon contradicts this so
some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/
